Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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