I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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