I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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