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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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