I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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