Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
its not stalking. its research.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
What a dumb baby whore.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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