Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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