Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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