So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
