Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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