Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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