no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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