no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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