Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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