real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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