Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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