Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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