I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
why is half of my head shaved?
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