OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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