i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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