I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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