its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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