btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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