are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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