dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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