I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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