trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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