So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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