well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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