You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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