sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
