yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
i need some magic done to my vagina
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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