This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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