girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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