i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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