i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I think I have vodka in my lungs
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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