...so i touched it.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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