Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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