I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize
