Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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