let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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