so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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