Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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