Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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