is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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