i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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