do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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