i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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