I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize