fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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