Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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