I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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