i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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