how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Randomize
