I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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